If the live “Sound of Music” was recast with famous quarterbacks

The live version of “The Sound of Music” got a lot of press, tweets and Facebooks. I didn’t watch the broadcast, but I couldn’t help inferring that musical theatre fans thought of this event the way football fans view a BCS bowl game. Thus, I decided to parse the reviews, tweets and posts about this Carrie Underwood version of “The Sound of Music” and match the actors with well-known quarterbacks.

Carrie Underwood was apparently Tim Tebow, plucky and earnest but not universally accepted as “ready for the big time.” If you dislike Tebow, use Blaine Gabbert in this comparison instead. Like Carrie Underwood, Tebow and Gabbert are talented but not showing the desired results because they’re not in roles suitable for their abilities and background. Of course, both Gabbert and Tebow — like Underwood — have naysayers that pan them as just no good.

 

 

Stephen Moyer in “True Blood” is Johnny Manziel’s 2012 A&M season: amazing, beloved, worthy of accolades. Stephen Moyer in “The Sound of Music” is Manziel’s 2013 A&M season: not as strong, and certainly not better than his predecessors, but not horrible. He’s in spots, and not commanding or confident, but certainly not abysmal, either.

Tony winners Audra McDonald as the Mother Abbess and Laura Benanti as the Baroness would be Joe Montana and/or Tom Brady: established heavyweights whose awards and years of experience as winners have shown they have the chops. Brady might be hated, but remember, those nuns and the Baroness were kind of bitchy.

The rest of the cast of the live broadcast of “The Sound of Music” was less discussed, partially because so much attention was spent talking about Underwood’s perceived weaknesses or the impressive performances by Benanti and McDonald. With that perspective in mind, the collective cast could be seen as middle-of-the-pack South Carolina quarterback Connor Shaw: decent, but not so bad or so good that he merits a lengthy discussion.

But given the circumstances, all of these players, both on the field and on the stage, are doing the best they can do. And way better than I could do as a singer. Or as a quarterback. Or as a singing quarterback.

Jessie-Lynne Kerr Day, a year later

The Jacksonville Association of Fire Fighters have posted a photo on Facebook that’s being heavily re-shared:

It was year ago today that Jacksonville Mayor John Peyton declared Feb. 22 as Jessie-Lynne Kerr Day, honoring the reporter who worked at the Florida Times-Union for 47 years. Peyton’s declaration was part of a surprise event at the Times-Union to honor Jessie-Lynne’s career. The City Council designated a section of Riverside Avenue as Jessie-Lynne Kerr Parkway, stretching from the Times-Union to Forest Street.

Jessie-Lynne Kerr with John Peyton. Photo by Don Burk.

Two months later, on April 28, Jessie-Lynne died of complications from lung cancer. It was two days after her 73rd birthday, or as she would have said, two days into her 74th year.

Jessie-Lynne was a character that fewer newsrooms have now: that curmudgeonly institution of knowledge who had been at the paper longer than many of her colleagues have been alive. She called herself by two nicknames: “Mama Kerr” and “tough old broad.” Depending on the circumstances of your meeting, she could come across as either, or both.

If someone mispronounced Duval County or added more than one L to Philips Highway, we would hear about it. She kept a dictionary on the shelf above her desk, and it came out whenever the word “Caribbean” was used. She’d read the guide on how to say it correctly, though I think she’d read it enough that she had it memorized. But the dictionary gave her authority and proved her point.

But ultimately, she was Mama Kerr, bringing in cookies for birthdays, serving dinner at her son’s fire station, leading newsroom tours. And when the chips were down, she was there.

She was a face of the Times-Union, having been there since March 9, 1964. It was one of her proudest anniversaries.

From a Jacksonville standpoint, she did effect some change. Her story saved the Treaty Oak, effectively leading to the establishment of Treaty Oak Park. She convinced editors to cover a parade for Olympic gold medalist Bob Hayes, which she thought was the first time an African-American appeared on the front page of the Times-Union without committing a crime.

In the later years, she chronicled her cancer, and in doing so, talked about her alcoholism, her divorce and the suicide of her oldest son. She received several letters throughout her cancer treatment, asking when she’d publish her next update in the paper. Even people who didn’t subscribe to the paper would ask me how she was doing.

For the Times-Union newsroom, Jessie-Lynne was a needed icon because she was a fighter. We saw friends and colleagues take buyouts, or worse, get laid off. We saw even larger cuts at other papers, and many of us feared our journalism careers were going to end prematurely. We had thrown ourselves far from home and our biological families, and so we had to rely on each other.

I spent four and a half years of my formative 20s at the Times-Union. In addition to the “what does it all mean” phase of the mid-to-late 20s, I lost loved ones, experienced family health scares and other big life experiences that tend to scare the shit out of you the first time you experience them. Having my friends at The Times-Union to support me meant the world to me, and while I didn’t ever see Jessie-Lynne outside of work, she was still a part of that fabric.

I needed that “tough old broad.” I needed her to give me a hug at times, and to tell me to suck it up at other times. I needed her cookies, and yes, I needed her corrections on pronunciations.

Just don’t tell her I said so.

Florida Times-Union, Jacksonville.com Valentine’s project

I’m always interested to see how the online version of a project ties in with the print version. Particularly when the online version includes more than the print version, or includes things that you couldn’t put in the paper (like, video and audio).

My friends and former colleagues at The Florida Times-Union recently launched a series online and in print, called (extra)ordinary Love. The description from the main page:

Love is an emotion that propels, from the moment you know you’ve found it through the trials you endure to sustain it. Whether romantic, platonic or familial, there is extraordinary power in ordinary love.

Three stories ran in the paper, starting this past Sunday with a story about Jaguars lineman Terrance “Pot Roast” Knighton:

I never knew his nickname was “Pot Roast,” but now I want that moniker, too. Here’s the page from Monday:

Tuesday:

I’m told these pages were designed by Jennifer Bradford.

Each day featured promos to the web package, which included three additional stories, with pictures and audio:

In addition to Jennifer Bradford on page design, this project had reporting and videos by Kate Howard and Tracy Jones; photography by Bruce Lipsky, Kelly Jordan and Bob mack; and web design by Derek Hembd, whom I put on par with MacGyver in being able to figure things out.

The design for both print and the web is clean, and the packages have the unifying package sig while being distinct from each other.

I always love being able to show what my friends and former colleagues have been working on in Jacksonville. Good work, friends.

The Florida Times-Union’s coverage of Shahid Khan’s mustache, the Jaguars being sold and Del Rio being dropped

By now you know that the Jacksonville Jaguars were sold to Shahid Khan and that coach Jack Del Rio was fired.

My friends and former colleagues at The Florida Times-Union have been busy covering all those stories. I’ve got a sampling of what they’ve been doing, but I know there’s a lot more. Feel free to send it and I’ll share it.

Today’s Life section has a story about Shahid Khan’s signature mustache. If you haven’t seen the ‘stache yet:

Yes.

In addition to a Jacksonville.com gallery of famous mustaches, there’s a fun quiz by my friend and former colleague, Kyle Bentle.

To see Kyle’s Mighty Mustache Quiz, go here.

Additionally, you can download a mustache to cut out so you can be like Shahid Khan.

Fun, eh?

Of course, it’s not all mustaches. Last week’s coverage was pretty strong. Here are some of the pages from last week.

The first day coverage
Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2011

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

One of the inside pages had a great graphic by my aforementioned friend and former colleague, Kyle Bentle.

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

Here’s a close-up of that graphic. Click on it for a larger view.

Florida Times-Union coverage of the Jaguars being sold and Jack Del Rio being fired

Again, this is only a sampling of what they’ve been doing, but I know there’s a lot more. Feel free to send it and I’ll share it.

Florida Times-Union’s National Coming Out Day coverage

Today, Oct. 11th, is National Coming Out Day in the U.S. The Florida Times-Union in Jacksonville, my former paper, featured three vignettes on local people and their coming out stories.

The piece, written by reporter Mary Kelli Palka, begins with this:

Throughout the United States today, people will openly support equality to mark National Coming Out Day. Others will first share that they are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender. But people don’t just come out one day of the year. They tell people all the time – family members, co-workers, new people they meet. Sometimes they’re met with support and love. Sometimes they’re not.

Here’s how the package started on A1:

And here’s an inset of that package:

Photographer Bruce Lipsky shot that photo of Charlas “Charlee” Dehling, the first person profiled in today’s piece. Dehling has a great quote:

“[Staying in the closet was] fueled by fear of being ridiculed, rejected, passed over, being held back in my ambitions and self-preservation,” she said.

Later, Mary Kelli writes:

Dehling said she’s telling her story not as a rally cry to get others to come out. Instead, it’s a rally cry for normalcy. She just wants to be treated like everyone else, with the same rights as people who are heterosexual.

To read the full piece, go here. To read Florida Times-Union reporter Kate Howard’s piece for Coming Out Day in 2010, go here.

Did your publication do something for Coming Out Day? Feel free to send it. I’ll gladly post it up here.

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More great work from The Florida Times-Union, Kyle Bentle

As I mentioned in Sunday’s post, Florida Times-Union graphic artist Kyle Bentle worked on some illustrations for the 9/11 coverage on Jacksonville.com. He did some great illustrations that appeared in the background of the main page:

Kyle Bentle, Florida Times-Union, 9/11

On Monday, Kyle posted JPGs of how those illustrations ran in the paper.

Here’s a few of those illustrations:

For Matt Soergel’s story about children coming of age since Sept. 11…

Kyle Bentle, Florida Times-Union, 9/11

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For Jeff Brumley’s story about changing perceptions of Muslims…

Kyle Bentle, Florida Times-Union, 9/11

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For Jeremy Cox’s story about patriotism…

Kyle Bentle, Florida Times-Union, 9/11

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These are just some of the illustrations Kyle did for The Florida Times-Union’s 9/11 coverage. To see all of them, including how they played on the overall pages, go here.

To see more of Kyle’s portfolio, go here.

To see more of my pontifications about Kyle Bentle’s awesomeness, go here.

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This week has had a lot of good coverage of the anniversary of the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001. Charles Apple has had updates almost every day, showing some of the fine work newspapers and their websites have done in anticipation of today’s milestone. He wrote about The Boston Globe’s coverage on Wednesday.

My former paper, The Florida Times-Union, has also been busy with its coverage. They’ve done a lot of things, and I won’t mention all of it today, but it’s been good.

What I want to point out is the great web presence for the 9/11 packages. Check out the main page for the Times-Union’s coverage:

Florida Times-Union 9/11 coverage

See those cool illustrations in the background? Those are from Kyle Bentle.

At the bottom is a neat timeline:

Florida Times-Union 9/11 coverage

There’s also a piece called, “The Fallen,” looking at the servicemen, servicewomen and civilian contractors with ties to Northeast Florida and Southeast Georgia have died.

Florida Times-Union 9/11 coverage

Tracy Jones and Kate Howard worked on “The Fallen” and the timeline at the bottom. Kate says,

The goal of each: to be as comprehensive as possible about the impact of 9/11 locally, in the context of how our country has changed. Both pieces were part of the larger project we called “Since 9/11,” which included 8 days of stories and a user project asking readers to share their stories. That generated more than a hundred reader-submitted memories.

As you can imagine, this project was no small task. They worked on it off and on for about two months.

Tracy writes:

For the military piece, we tasked ourselves with finding any member of any branch of the military who died since 9/11. Our criteria was they had to be currently enlisted (including reserves). Some died in combat, others in accidents and some suicides, but the last thing we wanted to do was forget anybody.

Gathering the list was a task. Kate and I went to our memorial wall, but found there were errors there. We made many phone calls to families, branches and other sources, and we were able to track down information on all of the soldiers, which turned out to be 108 of them. Finding the photos wasn’t too easy either, because none of the military branches keep the photos on file, we basically had to dig for each one we didn’t have in our system.

To organize all the information, we kept an excel doc, which was later imported into a script that generated the information boxes for each soldier.

The photos are based on a jpeg we created of all the faces. We made one in black and white and also in color so it would change when their faces were clicked on.

Again, I urge you to check out the main page for the Times-Union’s coverage. I’m proud of my friends and former colleagues. If there’s any T-U work I missed, send it my way and I’ll post it.