Trent Reznor is industrial’s George Brett, Green Day is punk’s Ozzie Smith

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 30th Annual Induction Ceremony is Saturday. This year, the inductees are notable for who is getting in on their first year eligible and who is finally getting in after languishing in the ether for years. And, ss with most years, who isn’t being inducted is just as notable as who is.

This year’s inductees:

  • Ringo Starr
  • The “5” Royales
  • The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
  • Green Day
  • Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
  • Lou Reed
  • Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
  • Bill Withers

Notably not among this year’s inductees:

  • Chic
  • Kraftwerk
  • The Marvelettes
  • N.W.A.
  • Nine Inch Nails
  • The Smiths
  • The Spinners
  • Sting
  • War

Among past inductees:

  • Daryl Hall and John Oates
  • Randy Newman
  • David Geffen
  • Madonna
  • Public Enemy
  • Run D.M.C.
  • Beastie Boys
  • Donna Summer
  • R.E.M.

I mention past inductees not to throw shade on those inductees, as that list includes some of my favorite artists. I merely mention those artists for context. In other words, why those guys and not their counterparts who’ve been neglected?

This year was the first year that both Green Day and Nine Inch Nails were eligible. Joan Jett & the Blackhearts have been eligible a few years now. Ringo Starr, Lou Reed, and Bill Withers have been eligible for decades.

The interesting thing is that while both Green Day and Nine Inch Nails were eligible for the first time, Green Day was inducted and Nine Inch Nails was not. These two have more in common with each other than they do with any of the others who were inducted or eligible but not inducted, which is why inducting one and omitting the other seems so noticeable. To put this in perspective, let’s think of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame like the Baseball Hall of Fame, and let’s think of Green Day’s and Nine Inch Nails’ respective genres — punk and industrial — of music as Major League Baseball teams.

Punk is like the St. Louis Cardinals, having had several inductees in the Hall of Fame: Patti Smith, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash. Green Day, thus, is the genre’s Ozzie Smith: immensely popular and one of the more well-known players of the last 30 years. They aren’t the all-time best, but they are considered up there, particularly among younger fans. And don’t think age doesn’t matter in the context of punk. Any punk fan of a certain age can’t have a barstool or coffee shop conversation about punk without bringing up Green Day and modern acts just to point out how inferior they are to the forefathers, whether it’s because Billy Joe affects an over-the-top faux-British accent whine or because the band has moved into “Time of Your Life” ballad-type cheese. Now, I don’t think any Cardinals fan will ever dare hate on Ozzie, but if you ask Cards fans who their favorite shortstop is, age will divide your answers: Ozzie among younger fans, Marty Marion among older fans. Marty Marion, like the punk band Black Flag, never made it into the Hall of Fame. But both were among the best at their game.

If punk is the St. Louis Cardinals, and the goofy Green Day is its backflipping Ozzie Smith, then industrial music is the Kansas City Royals and Trent Reznor is its dour-faced George Brett. Ozzie Smith, a contemporary of Brett’s, was one of many beloved players for the Cardinals. But there is no Royals player more beloved or well-known than George Brett. If you’re only a casual baseball fan, then Brett is probably the only Royals player you can name, just as Reznor and Nine Inch Nails are the only industrial act that mainstream music fans probably know. Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer” off 1994’s “The Downward Spiral” cemented Reznor’s stature the way that the Royals’ 1985 World Series win cemented Brett’s. Only fans with some deeper knowledge would really know much about:

  • Dan Quisenberry, who was the Royals’ version of Ministry
  • Bret Saberhagen, who was Kansas City’s Skinny Puppy
  • Frank White, KMFDM to Brett’s Reznor
  • Amos Otis and Hal McRae, the Die Krupps and Throbbing Gristle who set the stage
  • Carlos Beltran, the Frontline Assembly to Saberhagen’s Skinny Puppy

If you only knew a few of those bands or players, you prove my point: George Brett is the standard-bearer of the Kansas City Royals and Trent Reznor is the commercial face of industrial music. Not that these are bad things. Neither guy is anything to sneeze at, to be sure. Brett is one of four players in MLB history to accumulate 3,000 hits, 300 home runs, and a career .300 batting average. The others being Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and punk rock St. Louis Cardinal Stan Musial. Brett had longevity, being the only player in MLB history to win a batting title in three different decades. Reznor has had success not only with Nine Inch Nails, but in his film scores as well. The man has won Golden Globes, Grammy awards and an Oscar. He’s immensely talented and driven, which is why he’s still recording and performing 26 years after 1989’s “Pretty Hate Machine” introduced many squares to industrial music.

I’m hammering this point home like George Brett’s 3-run home run off Goose Gossage in Game 3 of 1980 ALCS because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has managed to have artists from almost every genre of rock. Nine Inch Nails’ induction would give industrial a presence that no other mainstream commercial artist could give. They’re certainly not going to induct Al Jourgensen. (Or Dan Quisenberry.)

Of course, these things aren’t always fair, which is why Bill Withers is just now being inducted. Or why Daryl Hall and John Oates got in before Stevie Ray Vaughan. Or why Chic hasn’t been inducted yet. Or why so many others aren’t in the Hall of Fame. Finding instances of unfair omissions in the Hall of Fame’s history is like finding MLB players who used steroids: not difficult. Pontificating on all of those oversights would take a while. A lot more than nine innings.

The main thing to remember here is that contemporaries George Brett and Ozzie Smith each entered the Baseball Hall of Fame when eligible. I don’t think many fans would disagree, nor would any fan argue that either one shouldn’t have been inducted.

Thus, if Green Day can enter but Nine Inch Nails can’t, well…

Wake this basketcase when September ends.

Coverage of the final Border War basketball game between Missouri and Kansas

Yesterday was a historic day for fans of Missouri and Kansas, as the two universities’ men’s basketball teams faced off in what is ostensibly the last of their meetups in the historic Border War rivalry. Mizzou is leaving the Big 12 Conference and will play with the SEC next season. Coaches and officials at the University of Kansas have said Kansas will not play Missouri out of conference. KU basketball coach Bill Self even said, “The majority of Kansas fans don’t give a flip about playing Missouri.”

When the teams played their last football game against each other in November, Mizzou won the game and the distinction of winning most of the football games between the two teams.

 

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THE LAWRENCE JOURNAL-WORLD
Lawrence, Kan.

The University of Kansas’ hometown paper stripped a photo of victorious fans celebrating the “grand finale” of the “epic border battle.” Not that these fans “give a flip.”

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THE HUTCHINSON NEWS
Hutchinson, Kan.

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THE TOPEKA CAPITAL-JOURNAL
Topeka, Kan.

Here’s a close-up of that photo:

So, Bill Self, when you say that Kansas fans “don’t give a flip” about playing Mizzou, what fans are you talking about? These guys seem to give pretty much of a flip.

As they should. Their team was behind and then Mizzou blew a 19-point lead. That’s flip-worthy.

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THE KANSAS CITY STAR
Kansas City, Mo.

This was pretty fitting play for the Kansas City Star, the biggest daily newspaper between Lawrence and Columbia.

It pains me to see that photo of smiling Jayhawks celebrating. But that’s a great photo, showing a majority of beakers… giving a flip.

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THE COLUMBIA MISSOURIAN
Columbia, Mo.

What a heartbreaking photo by Andrew Mitchell of The Missourian, showing Missouri guard Michael Dixon on the court after the game. With the Jayhawk mascot in the background, even.

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THE COLUMBIA DAILY TRIBUNE
Columbia, Mo.

The other daily paper in Columbia picked a slightly less heartbreaking photo, though the disappointment is still apparent.

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THE ST. JOSEPH NEWS-PRESS
St. Joseph, Mo.

The News-Press does a good job picking above-the-nameplate photos. They used a variation of the Dixon scene. This photo shows more of the Jayhawk mascot than the Missourian photo, but it makes sense: St. Joe is a lot closer to Lawrence than it is to Columbia, so News-Press readers aren’t necessarily reading this outcome as heartbreak.

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As a Missouri native and Mizzou alum, I can’t overstate how big this rivalry is. Games against KU were as important to Mizzou sports as the “Battlestar Galactica” episodes when you found out the identity of another Cylon. To Mizzou fans, Kansas was the rival among rivals. Kansas is the Cavil among the other Cylons. If the Big 12 were “The X-Files,” Kansas was Cancer Man among the Syndicate, foiling Mizzou’s Mulder and Scully. Watching Mizzou beat KU was like watching the trailer scene in “Kill Bill” when Darryl Hannah gets what she has coming.

I could come up with dozens more pop culture references, but you get the point: This was a big deal, about which we gave a huge flip.

As you can see, I’m pretty hacked off about that Bill Self comment. A friend of mine who used to cover the rivalry for a radio station put it pretty aptly: “He can say that, but I sure don’t ever see Kansas fans making ‘Muck Febraska’ T-shirts.”

Touche.

How people are helping Joplin’s relief efforts

After talking with family and friends about the destructive tornadoes in Joplin, we were struck by a feeling of helplessness. We had seen the pictures. We had seen the front pages. Now, we just wanted to see some hope, and something we could do to help.

Luckily, there’s the Internet.

I’m impressed by how people used the web for good to spread the messages of how to help. There are multiple ways, but here are some ways people are doing what they humbly can to help the people of Joplin.

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“ONE STATE. ONE SPIRIT. ONE MIZZOU.”

The University of Missouri is partnering with the Heart of Missouri United Way to sell tornado relief T-Shirts for $14.95 apiece. All proceeds will go to support the United Way’s United for Joplin campaign, the press release says.

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DONATING VIA TEXT

Texting the word JOPLIN to 864833 will assist the United Way’s recovery efforts with a $10 donation, which will be added to your cell phone bill.

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DONATING ONLINE

This is a no-brainer, right? But there are so many options, including:

Of course, these are just some of the organizations taking donations.

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HELP THE JOPLIN GLOBE

A former professor of mine from the University of Missouri posted this on Facebook:

“If you can spare a couple of days (or more) the Joplin Globe could use your help – reporters, editors, photogs — to relieve exhausted staffers. This would be a volunteer thing.”

The post included a Gmail address, but I won’t post it, lest the phishers, spammers and perverts get to it. But if you’re interested, let me know and I’ll connect you. If you’re a journalist near the area and can spare the time, it would be invaluable for you to donate your time and skills in this way.

UPDATE: I’ve heard from Laura Kelly, the contact for people wishing to volunteer for the Joplin Globe. She writes:

Please let folks know that we are covered for now, but are keeping names/contacts on file just in case. Response has been outstanding.

The Missouri Press Association has set up a special fund to help Joplin Globe journalists, to which you can donate here.

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We’ll be warned that there are people trying to scam us, and there will be. There will be people commodifying someone else’s pain and taking advantage of people’s good intentions. But I don’t think those are reasons to not give or not help. They’re just reasons to be cautious.

Whether you’re earnestly trying to help in the spirit of stewardship, or out of a feeling of guilt, or to feel something other than helpless, there are ways to help.